![]() ![]() ![]() Oh, you were expecting Rocky III here? Sorry, dudes. But, I have a lot of cereal still to rank. Cocoa Pebbles could easily be on the next level. It’s hard to get that excited about Shop Rite Quick Oats (plain oatmeal) or Cheerios, especially when I can easily reach for their upgrades (more on that in a bit.) Gorilla Munch is a bougie version of Kix. Bonus: we got Milo Ventimiglia as Rocky, Jr. But, it was a’ight, with Rocky returning to his underdog role to take on Mason ‘The Line’ Dixon. It may even be the same box of cereal.Īfter the Rocky movie that never happened, my expectations were very low for Rocky Balboa. So, Quaker Instant Oats – Pumpkin Spice stands no chance with me. In my previous cereal rankings, I blasted Cocoa Krispies. Nothing has changed since then. Did I mention that I made myself a lo mein burrito for dinner last night? With melted cheese. That’s kinda like the time Homer told Marge to buy him a ‘bucket of chicken, extra skin.’ This was an impulse buy – duh – and I was expecting something over the top. The same goes for Pop-Tarts – Splitz (Drizzled Sugar Cookie / Frosted Brownie Batter). Thirty years ago, if my mother had let us have Pop Tarts in the house, Pop Tarts – Chocolate Chip would’ve rocked my world and, thus, finished higher on my list. Pop-Tarts – Splitz (Drizzled Sugar Cookie / Frosted Brownie Batter).I feel the same way about these cereals in my cabinet. But, it ended up predictable and just, you know, meh. But, there was nothing all that special about Rocky II, the second installment. That screams both re-match and franchise. Rocky Balboa loses to Apollo Creed, but Rocky wins an Academy Award. So is Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churros. And Unicorn, I have no idea where that came from. ![]() I bought Smorz because I wanted to compare them to Honey Maid S’mores (a Rocky-caliber cereal). Better yet, they should’ve never been produced in the first place. But, I saw better theatrical performances in my 5-year-old’s school Christmas show.Īlong those lines, there are certain cereals that I should’ve left on the supermarket shelf. And Sage Stallone playing Rocky’s son, well, I get it he’s Rocky’s son in real life. George Washington Duke was a horrible rip-off of Don King. Tommy ‘The Machine’ Gunn was a terrible antagonist. Much like Godfather III, this movie never happened. That is, I’ve grouped the cereal choices by Rocky films from worst to best. Ray Lewis, via Wikimedia CommonsWe also have a new ‘Rocky’ style ranking system. However, these particular flavors are hit or miss and at this point in time I’d really go with seconds on the Strawberry.Lance Cpl. Kellogg’s Pop Tarts Cereal is a nice blast from the past, and the format and configuration is pretty effective as a breakfast cereal alternative to the pasty. It’s also probably the furthest away from the Pop Tart it purports to be. The chocolatey vibes are mostly tasty, and I think it improves in milk.īut again, this is a cereal that is overshadowed and mercilessly beat down by competitors like Oreo O’s and General Mills Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Creme Fillows. It also reminds me a little bit of Cookie Crisp, which isn’t quite what they were going for. This is going to be one of those cereals that tastes fine, but tastes very similar to lots of other chocolate-based cereals on the market. Kellogg’s Frosted Cookies & Creme Pop Tart is made with cocoa in the flour-based cereal pieces themselves and then what they’re calling a white chocolate flavored filling, and some kind of sugary coating with little fake chocolate chips studded on the surface. Rating: 7 out of 10 Kellogg’s Frosted Cookies & Creme Pop Tarts Cereal Had Brown Sugar Cinnamon been the only flavor released, I would have celebrated its novelty more and had higher praise. But it also highlights that the filling isn’t as masterful as the strawberry. However, these criticisms don’t negate the fact that this cereal is TASTE-Y, nor the fact that I ate six handfuls before I put a close on this sentence.Īdmirable hold-up in milk too. The filling is made with real brown sugar and cinnamon, but just doesn’t hit the same note as the Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart. The cereal is good for sure, but not as good or unique as Frosted Strawberry. Kellogg’s Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts is less desirable to look at, but at least it has frosting and tiny brown sprinkles. Rating: 9 out of 10 Kellogg’s Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts Cereal ![]()
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